Russian Joke of The Day:
>A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was
slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses run back into the room.
"What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure....maybe she choked?
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Name?
- Abu Dalah Sarafi.
- Sex?
- Four times a week.
- No, no, no male or female?
- Male, female... sometimes camel...
The
father and his son go home from school.
The father says:
- Sonny, do you see that girl?
- Yes, daddy, I see.
- Do you see how she beautiful?
- Yes!
- Do you see her beautiful legs and body?
- Yes!
- Remember, son! Such girls f..cks only with excellent
pupils!
The
letter to TV company:
"Please, remove the creeping line from the screen
during the news! My mother-in-law thinks it is karaoke
and sings!!!"
Russian
scientists invented a unique device which teleports
the pain of the woman in childbirth to the child's father.
They decided to test the device, connect it to the woman
in childbirth, turn it on 50% of power. They calls her
husband:
"Do you feel something?"
"I'm feeling nothing! I'm watching the football!",
answers the husband and hangs up.
The scientists turns the device on 75% of its power
and calls again:
"Sorry, do you feel something?"
"I'm feeling nothing! I'm watching the football!
Don't distract me!"
Scientists are in perplexity. They turn the device on
100% of power. The woman feels nothing. They calls her
husband:
"But now do you feel something?"
"Bastards you are! My team loses. The neighbour
screams like crazy! And the phone rings every minute!"
